The clichéd female archetypes, stilted character exchanges, and awkward sex mini games left me feeling not-so frisky.
Don't look directly at it.
Broccoli and onion ninjas unite to foil Kyuringa's revenge plot in a dull and uninspired 2D platformer.
It turns out it IS the fall that kills you.
Is this a fate worse than death?
Some things don't need to be reincarnated - this terrible game is one of them.